This gray cotton dish towel brings a touch of humor to the kitchen. It measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is embroidered with black and white stripes below the phrase “whip it whip it good” and an illustration of two crossed whisks.
This gray cotton dish towel measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is embroidered with black and white stripes below the phrase “It’s gettin’ hot in here” and an illustration of an oven mitt. This towel is a great way to add a touch of humor to kitchen decor.
“I like big bundts and I cannot lie,” reads this gray cotton dish towel, measuring 28” long x 20” wide. This towel adds a touch of humor to kitchen decor, and is embroidered with black and white stripes below the text and an illustration of a bundt cake.
Measuring 28” long x 20” wide, this gray cotton towel brings humor to kitchen decor. It is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “Mind your biscuits and all will be gravy”.
This gray cotton towel is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “I got 99 problems but a dish ain’t one” and an illustration of a dish with a fork and knife. It measures 28” long x 20” wide and is a great way to bring humor to the kitchen.
Bring some fun to kitchen decor with this gray cotton towel, measuring 28” long x 20” wide. It is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “just roll with it” in front of an illustration of a rolling pin.
Blend humor into kitchen decor with this gray cotton towel. It measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is embroidered with black and white stripes below text which reads “chop it like it’s hot” next to an illustration of a kitchen knife.
This gray cotton dish towel is embroidered with black and white stripes below the phrase “rise & shine mother cluckers” and an illustration of a rooster. This towel measures 28” long x 20” wide, and is a great way to add humor to kitchen decor.
This wall art reads “housework won’t kill you but why take the chance” in white lettering on a black, textured background with weathered edges that have a rust look. Its humorous phrase brightens the feel of home decor in any room. It measures 10 ⅜” high x 13 ¾” wide x ¼” deep and hangs from two sawtooth hangers.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Its 65% polyester and 35% cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five women’s sizes (See L06XXL for size XXL).
Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
This assortment of three designs on freestanding wooden blocks are printed with humorous phrases that are perfect for a guest bathroom. The phrases read “Flush it, flush it real good,” “Get Naked,” and “So fresh and so clean, clean.” The blocks each measure 3” high by 6” wide by 0.75” deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6 you will receive 2 of each style.
Let's Stay Home Framed Sign just says it all! It is printed in black on a white painted medium-density fiberboard (MDF) with a natural stained wood frame. The outside dimensions of the frame are 5.875" high by 10" wide and 0.75" deep. It has a sawtooth hanger on the back or can be placed on a shelf allowing it to be a perfectly versatile gift for those farmhouse dwellers who prefer to avoid the outside world whenever possible.
Dress your dog up with a bit of punny humor in the Reporting for Dooty Doggie Bandana. In a beautiful navy blue color, this 100% cotton bandana would look great on any breed. It measures 15” high by 30.5” wide and reads “reporting for Dooty.”
Keep things light with Funny Bathroom Blocks! Crafted from wood these freestanding blocks have exposed edges for an aged look and are available in three designs. Each bears a painted finish and humorous phrase like, "bath vibes only," "squeeze my bottom," or, "put a lid on it" in a printed typeface. They look great on a shelf or countertop and measure 4" high by 4" wide by .75" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
Enjoy the charming humor of the Hello Sweet Cheeks/Seat Yourself Reversible Toiletries Box. This wooden box has a white-washed finish with grey lettering that reads, “seat yourself” and “Hello sweet cheeks”. It measures 4” high by 11.75” wide by 7” deep and looks great displayed anywhere throughout the bathroom, including counters or hanging shelves. Use to store any assortment of bathroom toiletries for an easy and stylish storage accessory.
Stay focused on the important things with the help of the Soulmate Carbs Mini Notepad. It has 50 lined pages with a light gray finish that read, “I think my soulmate might be carbs” in black lettering. The mini notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide and is great for taking quick notes, making lists, or setting reminders. This humorous accessory has magnet on the back and is great for metal file cabinets in offices or refrigerators in kitchens. The notepad is shrink wrapped and proudly USA made.
Remain thankful while staying organized with the humorous charm of the Tacos Mini Notepad. The 50-page mini notepad has lined gray pages that read, “thank goodness I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I don’t even know where tacos live” in black lettering. The notepad has a magnet strip and measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide. It is proudly made in the USA and shrink wrapped for protection.
The Over Worked, Under Intoxicated Mini Notepad is perfect for the wine or beer enthusiasts in your life. This humorous notepad reads, “I’m feeling a little over worked and under intoxicated” in black lettering. The 50-page notepad has lined pages with a light gray finish that is perfect for taking quick notes. It measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide has a magnet strip that is great for hanging on the refrigerator. It is shrink wrapped and proudly made in the USA.
Make handwashing a priority with the light-hearted message of the Wash Your Hands Dishtowel. This cotton blend dishtowel is soft to the touch and super absorbent, making it perfect for cleaning up everyday spills and messes all over the kitchen. It is a dark gray color with gray tassel accents, and reads, “Wash Your Hands” in white lettering. Measures 28” high by 16” wide and is machine washable.
Remembering to wash your hands is easy with the If You're Dirty and You Know It Dishtowel. This humorous cotton blend dish towel has a dark gray color with knotted gray tassel details. It reads, “If You’re Dirty and you know it Wash Your Hands” in white lettering. Use the machine washable and super absorbent towel to clean up spills and everyday messes or just to add a little decorative fun to your kitchen. Measures 28” high by 16” wide.
These freestanding wood blocks are engraved with funny quotes that can be displayed in your kitchen or given as a gift. One block reads "I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people." The second block reads "According to this box of mac and cheese I'm a family of four." They measure 4" square and 1.5" thick.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 3 of each style when available.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Its 65% polyester and 35% cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five women’s sizes (See L06 for S-XL).
Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
The Please Do Not Disturb Wood Box Sign combines a note of humor with a plea for peace. This distressed, white box sign states “Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already” in black text. This freestanding sign is great for display in the office, bedroom, or anywhere that you require a little more peace. The box design allows for hanging as well, and the distressed wood and paint add to the rustic feel of this sign. Measures 6" high by 6" wide by 1.5" deep.
Add a little humor to those monotonous chores with the Blessed Are Those That Do My Dishes Dish Towel. This white towel reads, "blessed are those that do my dishes" in black distressed text with a simple, scrolling design below. The towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy cleaning. Hang this towel on hooks, cabinet doors, or towel bars near the kitchen sink to remind others that their dish-washing help is always appreciated. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add some humor to the morning coffee routine with the No Talkie Before Coffee Distressed Metal Sign. The sign features a distressed black background with aged, white wording. It states "No Talkie Before Coffee" in a mix of text and script. This prominent sign will remind family and guests that coffee comes first, then the day can start. Display hanging or leaning with other coffee décor or other black and white items. Sign measures 11.5" square by .5" deep.
The playfulness of the I Like My Coffee Hot Distressed Metal Sign will be a fun addition to kitchen and dining décor. This metal sign is white with distressed edges. It reads "I like my Coffee Hot (Just Like My Husband)" in raised, black text and script. There is a small image of a coffee cup with steam rising from it it above the word coffee. This sign will fit perfectly with other coffee décor or with kitchen and dining displays. Measures 7" high by 14" wide by .5" deep.
The Homemade with Love Dish towel will add a little humor to the kitchen and dining room. This white towel features distressed black text and reads, "homemade with love ... (in other words I licked the spoon and kept using it." The 100% cotton towel is machine-washable for easy cleaning. This towel is usable and also looks great displayed on hooks, towel bars, or cabinet handles. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Get a little cheeky with the Don't Worry Dishes Nobody's Doing Me Either Dish Towel. This comical cotton dish towel that reads, "don't worry dishes, nobody's doing me either" in black text on bright white cotton fabric. Towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and it looks great hung on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The funny Exercise Makes You Look Better Naked Dish Towel reads, "exercise makes you look better naked ... so does wine. your choice." in black text. This bright white cotton towel is machine-washable for easy cleaning. It looks great hung on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The Dishes Are Looking At Me Dirty Again Dish Towel is a fun and playful addition to the kitchen. This white cotton dish towel reads, "the dishes are looking at me dirty again" in black text. The towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Relax and let your digital assistant do the work with the Alexa Pour Some Wine Dish Towel. This humorous towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "Alexa pour me some wine" in black text. Towel is machine-washable and it looks great displayed on a hook or towel bar, especially near wine glasses or a wine rack. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Celebrate your love of wine with the Mama Needs Some Wine Dish Towel. This white towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "mama needs some wine" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning. Towel looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven and it measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The Well Shit My Mother Was Right Dish Towel is a bit of cheeky fun for the kitchen. This white dish towel 100% cotton and machine-washable. Towel reads, "well shit...my mother was right about everything" in black text. Towel looks great hanging on cabinet handles or knobs or on the oven handle. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Dish Towel is a lovely balance of humorous and encouraging. This 100% cotton towel reads, "if cauliflower can be pizza you can be anything" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning. It looks great hanging in the kitchen and makes a fun housewarming gift. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The You Can't Buy Happiness Dish Towel offers some old wisdom with a funny twist. This white cotton dish towel reads, "You can't buy happiness -- but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and is perfect for cleaning up after pizza night. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
I Save My Carbs For Wine Dish Towel is a fun and cheeky dish towel that will look great hanging next to wine glasses or a wine rack. This white, 100% cotton, dish towel reads, "I save my carbs for wine - it's called 'priorities'" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and also looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Remember to live every day to the fullest with the Live Everyday Like It's Taco Tuesday Dish Towel. This 100% cotton towel features a clean white color and black lettering that reads, "live every day like it's taco Tuesday." This towel looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. It is machine-washable and measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Seek out a little spirited down-time with the You Cook I Drink Wine Dish Towel. It reads, "you cook. I drink wine. #teamwork" in faded black lettering on a white, 100% cotton towel. It is machine-washable for easy maintenance and it looks great hanging on hooks or over the counter edge or cabinet doors. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Many wonderful things await you at home... but somedays it’s the wine that gets the focus! The Home Is Where The Wine Is Waiting Dish Towel is a humorous, wine-themed towel made from 100% cotton. The towel reads, "home is where the wine is waiting" in black text on a white background. It is machine-washable for easy cleaning and looks great hanging next to wine bottles, racks or glasses. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Does it look like a small tornado swept through your home? Let visitors know what's happening with the A Tiny Tornado Lives Here Dish Towel. This comical dish towel is bright white with black lettering. The towel is 100% cotton, reads, "a tiny tornado lives here." It is machine washable making it great for kitchen use and it looks great hanging on oven handles, hooks and more. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Wish others well with the humorous May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does Dish Towel. This crisp white dish towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable for easy upkeep. Towel reads, "may your coffee kick in before reality does" in black text. Display this towel in kitchen or dining settings or next to the coffee maker in the office. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Reject the normal and mundane with the This Normal You Speak Of Doesn't Sound Fun Dish Towel. It is made from 100% cotton and reads, "this normal you speak of doesn't sound fun at all" in black text. This white, machine-washable towel makes a great, funny gift for friends and family and looks great hanging in kitchens and dining areas. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Keep yourself in check with the I'm Starting To Get On My Own Nerves Dish Towel. This funny, 100% cotton towel features a crisp white color and black text that reads, "I'm starting to get on my own nerves." It is machine-washable for easy maintenance and it looks great hanging from oven and cabinet handles in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Own every little detail about yourself with the Being Crazy And Moody Is All Part Of My Mystique Dish Towel. This funny towel reads, "being crazy and moody is all part of my mystique" in black text over a crisp white finish. Towel is 100% cotton and machine-washable. Add a little humor to the kitchen or dining room with this fun towel. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add some humor to the kitchen with the I Wish One Of My Personalities Liked To Clean Dish Towel. This white, 100% cotton towel reads, "I Wish One Of My Personalities Liked To Clean" in black text. It is machine washable for easy maintenance and makes a great addition to hooks, handles, and towel bars in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Add a little fun to the kitchen with the cheeky My Kids Inspire Me to Drink Dish Towel. The towel is 100% cotton and features a crisp white color and black lettering that reads, "my kids inspire me to drink." Towel is machine-washable and looks great hanging on hooks, dish racks or towel bars. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The sentiment of the Nobody's Perfect Except My Grandkids Dish Towel will speak to the heart of pretty much any grandparent. This 100% cotton towel is white with black lettering and reads, "nobody's perfect (except my grandkids)." This towel with a humorous twist is machine-washable for easy upkeep and it looks great hanging on a hook, towel bar, or the handle of an oven. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
A Day Without Coffee Is Like Dish Towel is a humorous way to share your love of coffee. Towel is made from 100% cotton and reads, "a day without coffee is like...just kidding, I have no idea" in black text. Towel is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great with other coffee décor or hanging next to the ever-important coffee maker. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Show off your resilience and your feisty nature with the I Won't Give Up But I May Cuss The Entire Time Dish Towel. This cotton towel has a white finish and reads, "I won't give up but I may cuss the entire time" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and makes a great addition to hooks, trays and handles in the kitchen. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Give your visitors a friendly and funny warning with the Crazy Never Takes A Day Off Here Dish Towel. This white cotton dish towel has a humorous phrase that reads, "crazy never takes a day off here" in black text. It is machine-washable and looks great hanging from oven and cabinet handles, hooks, and towel bars. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
The Coffee Saves Lives Mostly Yours Dish Towel is a cheeky, humorous dish towel with a white finish. It is made from 100% cotton and reads, "coffee saves lives...mostly yours" in black text. It is machine-washable for easy upkeep and looks great hanging on bars, handles, hooks or as a small placemat for your coffee maker. Measures 28" high by 27" wide.
Sometimes just getting through a day is an accomplishment and the I Didn't Lose My Shit Today! Mini Notepad is a snarky reminder of that sentiment. This humorous notepad features white, shiplap-styled pages with the phrase "I didn't lose my shit today!" in black. Notepad has a magnetic hanger and 50 sheets of paper. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Are you at the difficult age in life? You know... Every age! Well, the I'm at That Difficult Age Mini Notepad is the perfect reflection of this sentiment. This humorous notepad has a white shiplap background with black text reading "I'm at that difficult age." Small scroll designs accent the phrase and the notepad will be a fun addition to the office or home. This 50-sheet notepad has a magnetic hanger on the back and measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Make peace with the craziness inside with the I'm Okay With My Crazy Mini Notepad. This 50-sheet notepad features the phrase "I'm Okay With My Crazy" in black on a white shiplap background. This notepad is great for home or office use and includes a magnetic hanger on the back. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Add a fun little accent to the fridge or desk with the One Blessed Hot Mess Mini Notepad. This notepad sports a white shiplap background with the phrase "One Blessed Hot Mess" in black text. The phrase is underlined by a hand-drawn-style stem with leaves. This 50-sheet notepad has a magnetic hanger on the back and measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a laugh with the funny The Good News Mini Notepad. This white shiplap styled notepad features black text reading "The good news is the kids are still alive." There is a small embellishment under the wording and a magnet on the back for easy hanging on the refrigerator or other metal items. Notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Lean into the snarkiness with the Active Bitch Face Mini Notepad. This humorous, edgy notepad has a white shiplap background with black text that reads "You should see my active bitch face." The words are embellished by small, hand-drawn style accents. The notepad has 50 sheets of paper and a magnet on the back for easy hanging. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Add a little cheeky humor to daily life with the Fun and Games Mini Notepad. This 50-sheet notepad features a white shiplap background and black text reading "It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit." A small heart and arrow embellishment underlines the phrase and the notepad comes with a magnetic strip on the back for easy hanging on metal surfaces. This notepad makes a perfect addition to the fridge or will add a little humor anywhere you need to take a few notes. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Embrace the craziness of life with the humorous The Voices Aren't Real Mini Notepad. This playful notepad has a white shiplap style background and black text that reads "Although the voices aren't real, they've got some good ideas." The phrase is framed on each side with a black star graphic for a cute detail. The notepad has a magnetic hanger and 50 sheets of paper. Hang in the kitchen for making grocery lists or use at the office to bring a little humor to your work. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a little more fun facing the challenges of adulting with the Big Girl Panties Mini Notepad. This fun and snarky notepad features a white shiplap styled background and black text which reads "Things that require big girl panties." The phrase is accented by a hand-drawn style heart and spirals. The notepad has a magnetic strip for easy hanging on metal surfaces and makes a humorous addition to the kitchen or office. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.
The Grading Papers Mini Notepad makes a great gift for teachers – especially those with a sense of humor! This white, shiplap style notepad features 50 pages and reads "I have PTSD from grading papers." in black text. The magnetic hanger makes it perfect for hanging on the refrigerator at home or filing cabinets and metal desks at school or the office. Notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.
Have a little laugh at the challenges of life with the Give God a Headache Mini Notepad. This tongue-in-cheek notepad features a white shiplap background and black text reading "Sometimes I wonder if I ever give God a headache." The phrase has small, hand-drawn style embellishment underneath for a cute little accent. This notepad is great for hanging in the kitchen from the magnetic strip, or in the office, or anywhere you might need a fun accessory for jotting down notes. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.
Every family feels a little crazy once in a while, right? Embrace the crazy with the Nice Normal Family Buffalo Check Box Signs. This set of three box signs have teal plaid edges and a white background with three fun phrases about family. The small sign measures 4.75" square by 1" deep and reads "Crazy doesn't run in my Family It Sprints." The medium sign measures 5.25" square by 1.25" deep and states "In this Family we embrace the Crazy." The large sign measures 6" square by 1.5" deep and reads "As far as anyone knows we are a Nice Normal Family." These signs make a great addition to family rooms and dens or really anywhere you share with your crazy, loving family.
Share the love of friends with the playful, funny Friends Buffalo Check Box Signs. This set of three freestanding signs come in white and tan with buffalo check edges and three different humorous phrases about friendship. The small sign measures 4.75" square by 1" deep and reads "It's hard to find the perfect friend. My advice is...don't lose me!" The medium sign measures 5.25" square by 1.25" deep and states "Best friends forever because you already know too much." The large sign measures 6" square by 1.5" deep and reads "We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends." These signs look great freestanding or hanging and also make great gifts to dear friends.
The I'm Yours Blocks set is a lovely set of sitting blocks that pokes fun at love in a sweet way. These wooden sitters have a white finish with distressed edges and are .75" deep for sturdiness. One block measures 4" high by 3" wide and reads, "I'm yours – no refunds" in black script and text over a subtle pink heart. The second block measures 2" high by 7" wide and reads ,"You are my favorite - pain in the ass" in black script and text with two subtle pink hearts. The pink hearts on both signs wrap around the edges of the blocks. The last block is a heart-shaped cutout in white to contrast the pink hearts on white backgrounds of the other signs. This funny set of loving blocks is perfect displayed together or can be separated to spread the love around.
No one wants to do laundry... but the Laundry Today Or Naked Tomorrow Wood Tag will be a humorous reminder to all of the importance of this chore. This distressed white, wooden tag has rough edges and a jute hanger for easy hanging. It reads "Laundry Today or Naked Tomorrow" in distressed black text and script. Encourage yourself and others to tackle the laundry with this funny tag which looks great hanging on hooks, pegs, or knobs. Measures 12" high by 5" wide and has a .5" depth.
Share a little humor with friends and family alike with the Shabby Chic Best Friends Frame assortment. These humorous signs feature a gray, distressed heart design on a white background with distressed, white, wooden frame. One sign reads "Best friends forever because you already know too much" in brown text and script. The other sign reads "a friend is someone who knows all about you but still likes you anyway" in brown text and script. These signs make fun gifts for friends or will add a little humor displayed on walls, shelves, or tables in your home. Signs measure 6" inches high by 8" wide by .5" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 3 of each style when available.
Is your stomach the path to your heart? Then the Pizza My Heart Block set is for you! These wooden blocks feature a white background with distressed edges and a whole lot of food and love humor. One block reads "You'll always have a Pizza my heart" in black text and script with a pink heart accent. Another block reads "Love You more than tacos" in black text and pink script. The third block simply features a cute, pink heart so you can add a little more love to your food-related romance display. These blocks make great kitchen, dining, or even bedroom decor. All blocks measure 1" high and have a .5" depth. The heart block is 1" wide, the pizza block is 5" wide, and the tacos block is 6" wide.
Show your love for dogs (and occasionally cats) with the humorous We Like Big Mutts Dog Bone Sign assortment. These wooden, dog bone shaped signs have a black finish with raw edges and jute hanger at the top. Each sign features a funny, dog-themed phrase in white text and script accented with two white paw prints. One sign reads "We like big mutts and we cannot lie." Another reads "Beware of the dog (the cat is pretty shady, too)." And the third reads "Please excuse the mess my dogs are jerks." These cute signs make a great addition to wall collages, or are fun as office accessories. They also fit perfectly when displayed with pet accessories such as with leash hooks, treat containers, or over pet bowls. Signs measure 3" high by 6" wide by .25" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
Show appreciation for friends with the humorous Best Friends Sayings Cube. This 2.75" square cube has a white background with brown edges. It features a variety of funny phrases about friendship in brown text and script. Add this block to trays, tables or shelves and rotate occasionally for new sayings. It also makes a great gift for friends who love a good laugh! Phrases include: "A good friend is cheaper than therapy" - "We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends" - "Always remember when you fall I will be here to pick you up - after I stop laughing."
Add a little humor to your wine accessories with the Dinner Is Poured Beaded Wine Tag assortment. These round, wooden wine tags have jute hangers with wooden beads and feature three funny wine-themed phrases burnt into the natural wood. One tag reads "Dinner is poured" another reads "Wine not?" and the third reads "Mommy's special juice." These tags have a blank back where you can add a personal message and use as a gift tag. Or display as ornaments on wine bottles, cork holders, hooks, or pegs. Tags measure 3.5" high and 3" wide.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
Its important to know when to walk away... the Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Distressed Metal Sign embodies this wisdom with a little humor and farmhouse flair. This metal sign with distressed edges depicts a colorful watercolor-style rooster in shades of red, orange, yellow, black and blue. The rooster is framed by the phrase "Sometimes you just gotta say Cluck it and walk away" in black text and script. This fun sign looks great hanging or leaning on counter tops or shelves in the kitchen. Measures 13.75" high by 10.5" wide by .1" deep and includes two sawtooth hangers.
Add a little humor to household chores with the Drop Your Pants Here Laundry Metal Sign. This metal sign has a white background with black wording and embellishments. It reads, "Drop your pants here" in script and "Wash • Dry • Fold • Repeat" in text. The scalloping sign edges are framed in black and the text is enhanced with small filigree accents. This sign makes a perfect addition above laundry baskets or anywhere in the laundry room. Measures 9" high by 24" wide with a .25" depth.
Try attracting a little help with the laundry room chores with the Loads of Fun Laundry Room Metal Sign. This lovely metal sign has a traditional black and white color scheme and a variety of stylized text. It reads, "Loads of Fun - help wanted - Laundry Room - Wash • Dry • Fold • Repeat." The sign is embellished in black framing and simple black filigree. Sign measures 13" high by 24" wide with a .25" depth.
Express those feelings for the continuous chore of laundry in no uncertain terms with the Laundry Sucks Hanger. This humorous sign has a black, clothing hanger design with a thin, white sign attached to the bottom of the hanger. It reads, "Laundry Sucks" in black, lightly distressed text. Hanger measures 11.75" high by 23.25" wide with a .25" depth.
Add a little flair to the farmhouse laundry room with the Laundry Today Block assortment. These simple but fun wooden blocks have a white background with lightly distressed edges. They feature a black clothespin graphic with bold black text. One reads "Laundry today or naked tomorrow" and the other reads "Wash Dry Fold Repeat." The blocks have a keyhole hanger for easy hanging and can also be displayed freestanding. They measure 4" square with a .75" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.
Even the laundry room can have a little style and fun with the Wash & Dry Square Block assortment. These 4" square wooden blocks have a white finish with distressed edges. One block reads, "Wash and Dry" in distressed, black script. The other depicts an outline of a clothespin and reads "Drop your pants here" in black text. These .75" deep blocks can be displayed sitting on their edge or hanging from their keyhole style hanger.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.
The Blitzened Tag Ornament assortment will keep spirits high for adult merry-makers this holiday season. These wooden tags feature shiplap-style backgrounds in white red or gray topped with fun Santa hats. Each tag has a humorous drink-inspired phrase like "Dancing & Prancing 'Til I Get Blitzened," or "Eat Drink and Be Drunky." The last tag reads "Santa has his Helpers I Have Wine" and is accented with little candy cane graphics. Each is topped with a jute hanger that is perfect for hanging on the Christmas tree or from holiday gifts. The blank wooden back allows for the addition of personal messages. Tag ornaments measure 3.75" high by 2.25" wide and just under a .25" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 24, you will receive 8 of each style when available.
Bring a little holiday dining wisdom to the table with the Add Gravy Block Sign. This simple wooden sign features an orange background with distressed edges and the phrase" When in doubt just add gravy" in white text. The sign has a keyhole hanger for easy hanging. It can also be displayed sitting or leaning and makes a fun addition to tiered trays or Thanksgiving centerpieces. Measures 4.5" high by 4" wide with a .5 inch depth.
Holiday feasting will be even more fun with the humorous Get Your Fat Pants Ready Block Sign. This orange, wooden sign features distressed edges and the phrase "Get your Fat Pants Ready" in white text. It comes with a keyhole hanger in back for easy hanging and looks great in a wall collage with our other funny holiday meal signs. Measures 5" high by 3.5" wide with a .5" depth.
Show gratitude with a little humor this holiday season with the Gobble Til You Wobble Block Sign. This sign comes in orange with distressed edges and reads " Gobble Til You Wobble" in white text. It has a keyhole hanger for easy hanging or can be displayed sitting or leaning. The colors look great with autumn foliage and florals for a fun display. Measures 4" high by 3" wide with a .5" depth.
Set the scene for holiday guests with the Wine Turkey Family Ornament assortment. These 4" diameter white ornaments are solid wood with raw edges. One reads "WTF" in raised wood letters with the words "wine • turkey • family" underneath in black script. The other reads "WINE" in raised wooden letters followed by "Turkey" and "NO Politics" in black. The ornaments are topped with a jute hanger and looks great on hooks, knobs or chair spindles at the dinner table. Ornaments are roughly an eighth of an inch thick.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 24, you will receive 12 of each style when available.
Lay it on the 'lime' every day with the If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring Tequila T-Shirt. This funny tee has a soft, cotton blend fabric in heather dark gray with white text and design. It reads 'If you're gonna be Salty at least bring Tequila.' The text is embellished with lines, spirals, dotted lines and a dusting of small dots reminiscent of scattered salt. The shirt is available in five unisex sizes; S-XXL (see L96XXL for size XXL). This tee is designed and printed in Ohio! Add a little humor to your club attire or everyday outfits with this fun, comfortable tee.
Lay it on the 'lime' every day with the If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring Tequila T-Shirt. This funny tee has a soft, cotton blend fabric in heather dark gray with white text and design. It reads 'If you're gonna be Salty at least bring Tequila.' The text is embellished with lines, spirals, dotted lines and a dusting of small dots reminiscent of scattered salt. The shirt is available in five unisex sizes; S-XXL (see L96 for sizes S-XL). This tee is designed and printed in Ohio! Add a little humor to your club attire or everyday outfits with this fun, comfortable tee.
Up your potty-humor game with the Poop Happens Block assortment. These cheeky bathroom signs are solid wood and feature white text and designs on dark backgrounds with raw wood edges. One block reads 'poop happens' in white script on a black background. Another wishes guests well in white text reading 'I hope your day is as nice as your butt' on a dark green background. The third, gray block affirms that your bathroom is a top-notch establishment sporting five stars with the quote "would poop here again." These signs will make an impact when displayed freestanding on shelves or vanity tops or on the wall using the two keyhole hangers. Blocks measure 3" high by 5.75" wide with a .75" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 2 of each style when available.
Make the farmhouse bathroom a little more lighthearted with the humorous Trust the Toilet Seat Block assortment. These signs sport a solid wood design with two keyhole hangers, raw wood edges and distressed text. The gray block reads 'Home is where you trust the toilet seat.' The black block states 'Sprinkles are for cupcakes Not toilet seats' in a mix of script and text. The third block is dark green and reads 'Guest Bathroom We aim to please Your aim would help." These block signs look great hanging or displayed freestanding with soap dishes, dispensers and more. Blocks measure 3" high by 5.75" wide with a .75" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 2 of each style when available.
Get a little cheeky in the bathroom with the hilarious Stand Closer Block assortment. This block assortment features solid wood design, two keyhole hangers on the back, distressed text and raw wood edges. One block is black and reads 'Stand Closer' in large white script with the words 'it's smaller than you think' in small white text. Another is gray and reads 'Please remain seated for the entire performance' in white script and text. The third is dark green and states 'It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits.' These signs look great sitting on countertops or shelves, or hanging on the wall or bathroom doors. Blocks measure 3" high by 5.75" wide with a .75" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 2 of each style when available.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that’s what the Pumpkin Pie Mini Stick assortment is made of. These cute wooden blocks feature fun, watercolor style illustrations and humorous phrases in script and text. One reads ‘who loves ya baby? Pumpkin Pie.’ Another states ‘I love you more than Pumpkin Anything.’ The third reads ‘eat like no one is watching - Thanksgiving.’ Each block has an illustration of pumpkin pie and a white background with lightly distressed edges. These sticks make easy additions to shelves, trays and tabletops. They look lovely with Fall florals, pumpkins and candles. Blocks measure 1" high by 6" wide with a .5" depth.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 18, you will receive 6 of each style when available.
Bring a little humor to holiday feasting this Thanksgiving with the Friendsgiving Square Block assortment. These 4" square blocks have a white background with lightly distressed edges and text in charcoal and burnt orange. Each has a funny saying or observation about the holiday with tan accent image. One depicts two tan paw prints and reads ‘Happy dog-gone Thanksgiving all guests must be approved by the dog.’ Another features a checklist design and reads ‘Friendsgiving - gather - drink - get stuffed’ with prepared turkey and vines accenting the bottom. The third reads ‘My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is when we all pass out and stop talking to each other.’ This block has a cute turkey with a fantail at the bottom. Add one of these blocks to each table setting for the big meal to give everyone a chuckle!
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
Bring a little holiday cheer to gatherings with the Wine & Cookies Ornaments, 3/Set. This set of three wooden ornaments features a natural finish and wine bottle cutout shape. One ornament reads ‘Will wrap for wine’ while another states ‘Let’s drink wine & bake Christmas cookies.” The third states ‘Leftovers and corks are for quitters.’ The ornaments are topped with jute hangers for easy hanging on the tree, with wine glasses or around the neck of a bottle of wine. Ornaments measure 5" high by 2" wide.
Have a little fun with bathroom decor with the It Doesn't Flush Itself Shiplap Square Block assortment. These wooden shiplap style signs feature humorous phrases in black text and script. One reads ‘Hope everything comes out Okay.’ Another reads ‘Don’t be gross wash your hands.’ And the third reads ‘It doesn’t flush itself.’ These signs look great hanging or sitting on countertops or shelves. Signs measure 4" square by .5" deep.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 4 of each style when available.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Is a polyester-cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five unisex sizes (See L108XXL for size XXL).
Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
“Mamacita Needs a Margarita,” says this sassy, heather-blue graphic tee. Is a polyester-cotton blend makes this shirt an ultra-soft addition to your casual wardrobe. This style is available in five unisex sizes (See L108 for size S-XL).
Our t-shirts are designed and printed in Ohio, USA.
Coffee lovers will love the fun and functional Coffee Definition Dish Towel. This white cotton towel measures 28" square and has a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side. It reads ‘Coffee (noun) Sanity in a cup, the smell of heaven.’ in black text. Hang this towel near the coffee maker to clean up small spills or as a decorative piece.
Bring a little tongue in cheek humor to the kitchen with the Family Definition Dish Towel. This white cotton dish towel measures 28" square and has simple black text reading ‘Family (noun) People that you sometimes talk to when your phone dies.’ It has a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side and looks great hanging on the oven, on towel racks, or on drawer pulls.
Celebrate fun times in the farmhouse kitchen with the Kitchen Definition Dish Towel. This smooth white cotton dish towel has simple black lettering and a hanging loop on the reverse side. It reads ‘Kitchen (noun) A place we dance and act silly.’ This towel looks lovely hanging over oven handles or on cabinet pulls. Measures 28" square.
Remember the joys of home with the Home Definition Dish Towel. This soft, white cotton dish towel reads ‘Home (noun)’ in simple black text with an underline and is followed by the definition ‘A place where you relax and accept the crazy.’ This towel looks great hanging on hooks or drawer pulls and measures 28" square. It includes a hanging loop in one corner on the reverse side.
Bring a little humor to the kitchen or dining room with the Wangry Definition Dish Towel. This smooth white towel is made of cotton and has a hanging loop in one corner for easy drying. It reads ‘Wangry (adjective)’ in black text with the following definition below ‘Extreme moodiness due to lack of wine.’ It makes a fun gift for wine lovers and looks great hanging over handles or hooks. Measures 28" square.
Laundry is a little more fun with the humorous Drop Your Pants Here Block assortment. These simple, fun blocks have a white background with distressed black text and designs. One reads 'Life is too short to fold the fitted sheet' in text and script with a simple line frame. Another block reads 'Drop your pants here' in black text with a line drawing of a clothespin. The third block reads ' Enjoy clean clothes - Wash & Dry - Them all yourself." These blocks will bring smiles in the laundry room, even if the laundry doesn't! Blocks have a .75" depth and otherwise measure 6" by 4" and vary in orientation.
Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 6, you will receive 2 of each style when available.
Give unmatched socks a second chance with the Lonely Socks Seeking Mates Shiplap Clip Sign. This fun, laundry room sign has a white shiplap design with a jute hanger for easy hanging. The sign reads ‘Lonely Socks Seeking Mates’ in black text and script. Five wooden clothespins are attached at the bottom of the sign for quick clipping of socks. Sign measures 5.5” high by 11.5” wide by .5” deep.